wow. . . . . . . .

I just read on the news that Carmen Electra is marketing a new line of portable stripper poles.

This is a relief, because every time I need a stripper pole at two different locations, I always show up late. It will also be great, because now I won't need to use power tools to rip out my current, metal stripper pole from our house, when I need to travel with it.

. . .other perks inclue. . . .

a) if other drivers tick you off. . . you now have a pole in your back seat to release some road rage

b) when you forget your stripper pole at home, you can quickly purchase one and be ready for your next location

c) getting bored with "travel scrabble"?

wow. . . . . . .

;)