The proper crafting of an "out of office" "bounceback" email is an underrated skill. I often find them to be terse and having a "why would you even think of trying to get ahold of me!!!!" tone. Needless to say, I thought about my Calvary bounceback email for around 3 weeks :). If you'd like to experience my work, just email me at email@example.com. You should check it out. Or, maybe I was just really excited to get it this morning when I tested it. :)
See, this is the kind of hard-hitting blogging that you have to look forward to this summer. . . you 5 blog readers, you.