I wasn't aware of the Oprah "winner gets their own show" contest. But, I would totally vote for this guy, and I would watch his show. This is hilarious. Also, check out John Mayer's video response to this guy. Awesome. Let's make this happen people. . you know, the people who can make such things happen.
Or we could launch another season of Celebrity Fit Club and the show that Simon Cowell used to be on (it's no longer "American Idol") ugg.